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By Brian Williams, Anchor and managing editor

The talented people at The Onion have beautifully peeled off a layer of the business of technological innovation--specifically by producing this brilliant parody of the newest Apple product:

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

It was a brief, humorous diversion from the news of the day, which is heavily Gaza, and a lot of politics and economy from Washington. We're closing the broadcast tonight with a story of great interest to those living along the Pacific Coast in California, where something is happening to the amazing pelicans who can normally be seen dive-bombing for fish by day...sadly, many of them have been found dead or dying along the coast, and it's an urgent environmental mystery we thought worthy of your attention tonight. We hope you can join us.